The cult French sketch on your chest 🥒
€19.90
Mate, here it is. THE mythical tee.
The legendary 90s French comedy sketch by Les Inconnus, finally on premium 180gsm cotton. « Picole Nationale » — literally "National Booze," a parody of the French National Police — the joke that made three generations of unapologetic French beaufs cry with laughter.
🚔 You want to be stylish AND has-been at the same time?
You want the uncle at the next table to burst out laughing the moment you walk onto the terrace?
You want the whole campsite to start humming old French TV theme tunes?
Mate, this tee is your destiny.
⚠️ Friendly tip from your uncle ApéroBeauf: maybe don't wear it during a roadside stop. That said, we're betting on the boys in blue having a sense of humor — they've seen worse, and honestly, the officer ticketing you while reading this tee is going to take a solid 3 minutes to laugh it out in the patrol car first.
Perfect for:
✓ Premium 180gsm cotton, holds up after washes
✓ Sizes available: S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL
✓ Colors: Black or Navy Blue
✓ High-quality flex print, wide chest design
✓ Machine wash 30°C, air dry
✓ Regular men's fit (size up for a looser look)
🥒 The winning ApéroBeauf combo: Picole Nationale + cap + cargo shorts + flip-flops = you become the unofficial campsite sheriff, the guy who keeps the peace… one pastis at a time.
📦 +€5.90 shipping (free above €35 with code SANTÉ) 🎁
