"Queen Mother" Pétanque Set

The icon. Period. 🇫🇷

€49.90

Indicative price — supplier sourcing in progress

🥎 The QUEEN MOTHER of all apéro games, mate.

The iconic one. The founder. The holy trinity of boules + jack + plane tree shade. No need to explain pétanque — if you're here, you already get it.

🥒 An apéro shop WITHOUT pétanque, mate, is:

🥛 An apéro with soy milk
🍔 A BBQ with vegan steak
🏊 A pool without water
🥖 A bakery selling plastic-bagged bread

In short: the end of civilization. ApéroBeauf couldn't exist without THIS.

🚫 ⚠️ IMPORTANT WARNING:
If someone offers you Mölkky (that Scandinavian wooden thing), run for your life. This person has zero credibility in the apéro world. It's the civilizational equivalent of offering soy milk instead of pastis.

Mölkky is a Swedish conspiracy to weaken French apéro culture. Stay vigilant, mate. 🇸🇪🚫

🎯 Perfect for:

• 🌳 Under the plane tree at 4 pm (regulatory hour validated by the French Academy of Pastis)
• 🏖️ Mediterranean campsite — Palavas / Argelès / La Grande-Motte
• 🍻 Apéro where you want to crush your brother-in-law intellectually AND physically
• 🎉 Wedding / family reunion when things start to drag before dinner
• 👴 Match against village elders (plan for 3 rounds Ricard + 1 dose of humility)
• 🚗 Car trunk (the set that NEVER leaves your vehicle, like the spare tire)

✓ 8 metal boules (2 players doublette, or 2v2 triplette)
✓ 1 wooden jack (the target, mate)
✓ 1 sturdy carrying bag
✓ Ball diameter: ~70 mm (standard adult leisure)
✓ For 2 to 4 players, beginners or experts
✓ Compatible with: clay, sand, gravel, dry grass, uncle's lawn
✓ Endorsed by 3 generations of Provençal uncles ⭐

📦 +€5.90 shipping (free above €35 with code SANTÉ) 🎁